News Story of the Day: From the Onion
Baby Einstein DVDs Don’t Work | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source: Baby Einstein DVDs Don’t Work A research team at the University of Washington has determined that babies watching television for an hour a day learned less vocabulary than babies that watched no television. What do you think?
Rick Klein, Golf Pro, ‘True, but they develop witty comebacks and zingers a lot earlier.’
Cynthia Haggarty, Mail Sorter, ‘I’m happy to teach my baby personally, but are these researchers aware that everything I know also comes from TV?’
Paul Lamphert, Systems Analyst, ‘This is great news. Finally a proven method to get my baby to shut the hell up."
